Dear Readers (all three of you who stuck around),

So, you may have noticed that I haven’t exactly been keeping up with my blog for, oh, about two years. Well, let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride, and I owe you an explanation. Sit back, grab some popcorn, and let me regale you with the totally true, not-at-all exaggerated tale of my disappearance.

It all started when I accidentally stumbled upon a time machine (don’t ask me how I found it; these things do happen). Naturally, being the curious adventurer that I am, I couldn’t resist pressing a few buttons. The next thing I knew, I was thrust into a time warp, catapulted into an alternate dimension where the internet didn’t exist. Yes, you read that right—no Wi-Fi, no memes, no cat videos. It was a dark time.

I tried to return, but it turns out getting back from a dimension where time stands still is harder than you’d think. I fought off digital dinosaurs, navigated the perilous jungles of procrastination, and endured countless hours of trying to explain blogging to creatures who thought a “post” was something you tied your space-horse to. It was touch and go there for a while, but after two years of dodging every deadline and plot twist, I finally found my way back to the blogosphere.

So, here I am, slightly older, hopefully wiser, and definitely more appreciative of high-speed internet. I promise I’m here to stay—at least until the next time I decide to tinker with time-traveling gadgets.

Thanks for sticking around. I’ve missed you more than I’ve missed having consistent Wi-Fi. Stay tuned for some out-of-this-world content coming your way soon!