My Unfavorite Things/The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Music?/Or Not

It’s that time of year again, folks. The time television gives us all the classic movies that we all know and love, like this gem. Who doesn’t love The Sound of Music?

I certainly do, but I also like to update things now and then. Keep things fresh and new, you know? So this post is dedicated to all my grinch friends out there who believe it’s easier to be mad than sad.

Here’s what I’d like you to do. Sing along to the tune of My Favorite Things, but use the words to My Unfavorite Things written below the karaoke version. *evil cackle*

 

My Unfavorite Things

Spiders in corners                                                                                                              And weasels with whiskers.                                                                                              Renegade dog poos and bickering sisters.                                                                    Shoveling blizzards that mid-winter brings,                                                                    These are a few of my unfavorite things.

Robotic phone calls and raw baby eels,                                                                  Stairwells and bombshells                                                                                              And people who steal.                                                                                                        Wild snakes that slither with moon on their backs,                                                          They give me nightmares and that is a fact.

Callous fanatics.                                                                                                            Inflexible thinkers.                                                                                                          Spoiled childish dramas and people who’re stinkers.                                                    Volatile, ignorant, sour ding-a-lings.                                                                                  These are a few of my unfavorite things.

When the dog bites.                                                                                                          When the bee stings.                                                                                                        When I’m feeling sad.                                                                                                          I simply remember my unfavorite things,                                                                          And then I get really mad.

Debaucherous scoundrels with lecherous hands.                                                        Makes me so glad that they got themselves canned.                                              Gossiping people who can’t shut their mouths,                                                            These are the people that I’d like to trounce.

Cowards who lie and are fatally truthless.                                                                      Bullies and cheaters and trolls that are ruthless.                                                        Porcelain toilets, which smell and don’t gleam.                                                            These are a few of my unfavorite things.

Clowns in white dresses and covered in ashes.                                                          Worms that can live in my nose and eyelashes.                                                              Bats that attack me on grisly wings.                                                                            These are a few of my unfavorite things.

When the dog bites.                                                                                                    When the bee stings.                                                                                                      When I’m feeling sad.                                                                                                           I simply remember my unfavorite things,                                                                           And then I get really mad.

2 thoughts on “My Unfavorite Things/The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Music?/Or Not

  1. Word to the wise, if you ever get offered one at a party, I’d advise you leave as fast as you can! (But honestly, aren’t you more creeped out by knowing there are worms that can live in your eyelashes? I know I am).

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